My dad just said: at your age you’ll probably wanna try a lot of things. Boys, girls, being a girl, being a boy, being punk or goth or spunky. And im okay with that. As long as you don’t come home and tell me youre a republican
parents who care
I like to think of my physique as “Unbaked Cookie”: a little doughy, but the potential for greatness is still there.
hello 911 my sock is falling down inside my shoe
*awkwardly left alone with a baby* soooo….. do you… watch game of thrones?
do u have some of those friends where u cant even remember how u became friends u just suddenly were friends
this is my new favourite thing in the world
sometimes i think that i am not so stereotypical of an american
and then i remember that i consider the coke freestyle machine one of the greatest modern inventions
i mean look at this thing
over 100 choices, computerized mixing, one spout, touch screen, ice dispenser
have u ever seen anything so wondrous and beautiful??
We threw a birthday party for my friend’s dog. The other dogs invited had a blast
one of them is actually smiling
WHO IS THIS GUY
The god of Wind Waker selfies.
You are so used to your features, you don’t know how beautiful you look to a stranger.
I can’t believe I’m even more beautiful than I think I am this is incredible where’s my modeling contract
Do you think every president goes through a awkward first few weeks in office when they’re not sure when’s the right time to ask if aliens are real or not?
I’m stuck between wanting:
1. A long lasting relationship with my soulmate who supports me and protects me and is my partner and we are completely bad ass together and in love
2. Wanting to have casual sex and rip out the heart of everyone person I meet
3. Being independent and having a loyal dog while I’m married to my career
i need a moment
I thought this was gonna be exactly like how it was in the show…. boy was I wrong